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I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it.


Jarod Kintz


#boston-marathon #commas #funny #gatorade #humor

Does such a thing as "the fatal flaw," that showy dark crack running down the middle of a life, exist outside literature?


Donna Tartt


#literature #life

In the spring of her twenty-second year, Sumire fell in love for the first time in her life.


Haruki Murakami


#life

As he dropped the last grisly fragment of the dismembered and mutilated body into the small vat of nitric acid that was to devour every trace of the horrid evidence which might easily send him to the gallows, the man sank weakly into a chair and throwing his body forward upon his great, teak desk buried his face in his arms, breaking into dry, moaning sobs.


Edgar Rice Burroughs


#opening-lines #men

With a clamor of bells that set the swallows soaring, the Festival of Summer came to the city. Omelas, bright-towered by the sea. The rigging of the boats in harbor sparkled with flags. In the streets between houses with red roofs and painted walls, between old moss-grown gardens and under avenues of trees, past great parks and public buildings, processions moved. Some were decorous: old people in long stiff robes of mauve and grey, grave master workmen, quiet, merry women carrying their babies and chatting as they walked. In other streets the music beat faster, a shimmering of gong and tambourine, and the people went dancing, the procession was a dance.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#music

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.


J.K. Rowling


#human-nature #opening-lines #nature

From above, start with the privileged view.


Maureen Howard


#nature

There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife.


Neil Gaiman


#opening-lines #first-sentence

Dear Anyone Who Finds This, Do not blame the drugs.


Lynda Barry


#first-sentence #suicide #first-sentence

On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide- it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese- the two paramedics arrived at the house knowing exactly where the knife drawer was, and the gas oven, and the beam in the basement from which it was possible to tie a rope.


Jeffrey Eugenides


#suicide #first-sentence






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