#sew

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#beds #dishes #hate #housework #i

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#contact #elsewhere #exists #intelligent #intelligent life

Life is generally something that happens elsewhere. ↗

— Alan Bennett

#generally #happens #life #something

Now the master paid a number of visits to England and, as a Cambridge man, it is a source of pride that he taught there for a longer period than elsewhere in my country. ↗

— John G. D. Clark

#country #elsewhere #england #longer #man

The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn. ↗

— Graham Greene

#away #careful #economy #housewife #like

Every one rushes elsewhere and into the future, because no one wants to face one's own inner self. ↗

— Michel de Montaigne

#elsewhere #every #face #future #inner

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else. ↗

— Letty Cottin Pogrebin

#allowed #because #competent #consistently #else

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#fantasies #fantasy #guess #housewife #i

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. ↗

— Betsey Johnson

#back #come #go #go away #good

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.' ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#come #decay #dr #housewives #i