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Throughout the course of the day, Bobby Tom's irritation over his artificially oiled and dirt-smeared chest and his unzipped jeans had flared into righteous indignation. They were treating him like a sex object! It was damned demeaning, that's what it was, being reduced to a set of oil pecs and a tight ass. Shit. A dozen years in the NFL, and this was what it had all come down to. Pecs and ass. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#men #sex-symbol #humor

You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? ↗


— Stephani Hecht


#humor #sex #humor

All masculine, hard-bodied and sensual, he was a deadly weapon sent by the gods to drive women mad, and a walking billboard for all things wicked and carnal. Orgasms! Get your orgasms here. Hot and juicy! Just how you like ‘em! ↗


— Lisa Sanchez


#paranormal #romance #sex-appeal #humor

When they reached the stairs, he didn’t make her climb them herself. He picked her up in his arms and carried her to the big bathroom off their bedroom. He didn’t speak, his expression didn’t soften. But he was hard. His cock was like a poker, steely and hot against her hip. His eyes blazed with lust. ↗


— Lora Leigh


#lust #poker #sex #humor

At least you died and went to heaven ↗


— Nicole Williams


#humor #jude #luce #sex #humor

Forceful little thing, aren’t you?” “You have no idea. So we doing this or not?” Those lush lips twitched. “Let me get this straight. We’re going to the bathroom, and I’m going to fuck you, and you don’t even care to know my name?” “I’d actually prefer it if you’d keep your stupid mouth closed.” Oops. Her hatred was slipping out. “Well, well. You might just be my soul mate. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#first-meetings #galen #hatesex #humor #legion

Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply ↗


— Miranda Kenneally


#sex #humor

Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess. ↗


— Howard Mittelmark


#on-writing #sex #humor

Come make me sticky. Dimitri to Honor ↗


— Nalini Singh


#sexy #sexy-humor #humor

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#jars #orgasm-orgasms #sex #wish #humor






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