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The liberal idea of tolerance is more and more a kind of intolerance. What it means is 'Leave me alone; don't harass me; I'm intolerant towards your over-proximity.


Slavoj Žižek


#intolerance #liberalism #sexual-harassment #tolerance #liberalism

Join us. Play the game. It will bring you an untold number of rewards and you will finally have some direction and purpose in your lives. Take control of yourselves and those around you. Bend them to your will and all worldly pleasures will be yours...


Martin Hopkins


#addiction #crime #edinburgh #erotica #homelessness

You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.


John Berger


#misogyny #projection #sexism #vanity

A world where it is safe to love is a world where it is safe to live


Serena Anderlini-D'Onofrio


#ecosexuality #gaia #new-science #peace #polyamory

The whole world goes on and on about love. Poets spend their lives writing about it. Everyone thinks it's the most wonderful thing. But, when you mention two guys in love, they forget all that and freak out.


Mark A. Roeder


#homophobia #homosexuality #love

It is the mind that speaks a woman's heart, not the vaginal walls.


Mary Roach


#sexuality #love

He spent the next weeks blocking scenes of the bureaucrat fucking his wife. On the floor with cooking ingredients. Standing, with socks still on. In the grass of the yard of their new and immense house. He imagined her making noises she never made for him and feeling pleasures he could never provide because the bureaucrat was a man, and he was not a man. Does she suck his penis? he wondered. I know this is a silly thought, a thought that will only bring me pain, but I can't free myself of it. And when she sucks his penis, because she must, what is he doing? Is he pulling her hair back to watch? Is he touching her chest? Is he thinking of someone else? I'll kill him if he is.


Jonathan Safran Foer


#humor #marriage #sex #humor

When you are thirteen, you spend all your time imagining what it would be like to live in a world where you could pay a robot for sex. And that sex would cost a dollar. And the only obstacle to getting that sex would be making sure you had four quarters. Then you grow up and it turns out you do live in that kind of world. A world with coin-operated sexbots. And it's not really as great as you thought it would be.


Charles Yu


#sex #imagination

She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she misses out a word. "I want to fuck you so hard that your body drips with sweat," I say, grammatically.


Joe Dunthorne


#humour #sex #grammar

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.


Santosh Kalwar


#lies #sex #theories #funny






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