#sex

Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary. ↗

— Jason Biggs

#appealing #attractive #being #foot #makes

Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dinner #eat #food #oral-sex #preference

Love is not necessary for sex. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#sex #love

God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again. ↗

— Ben Neihart

#sex #love

Men are actually the weaker sex. ↗

— George Weinberg

#actually #sex #weaker

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex-life #funny

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck. ↗

— John Green

#breasts #kiss #make-love #make-out #sex

Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta. ↗

— Erin McCarthy

#sex #business

I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex #change