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#shaving

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I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.


Clive Owen


#cabinet #guess #hardly #honestly #i

Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year's Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself.


Joan Jett


#couple #eve #happened #head #i

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.


Libba Bray


#bikini-wax #funny #girl #girls #girly

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.


William Petersen


#beard #because #changes #drinking #going

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.


Henry Ford


#away #business #competition #costs #cutting

I hate cutting my wrists while shaving


Josh Stern


#shaving-humor #wrists #humor

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.


Gary Carter


#arms #around #cream #everything #face






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