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#ship

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ship




A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. ↗


— Rita Rudner


#meeting-men #relationships #dating

As Isabel acted out her date, both of them laughing, I stayed in the kitchen, out of sight, and pretended she was telling me, too. And that, for once, I was part of this hidden language of laughter and silliness and girls that was, somehow, friendship. ↗


— Sarah Dessen


#friendship #laughter #pretending #dating

How did I dance with a guy who's never heard of feminism?" "I've heard of it, but that doesn't mean a woman can do everything a man can do," he goaded. I went to smack him on the back of his head, but he ducked with a snicker."I'm learning," he informed me. "How did I ever consider dating such a violent girl?" "We're both lucky we got out early before we really knew each other." "Oh yes, good thing neither one of is still interested in the other," Brent said with a playful grin. ↗


— Lani Woodland


#dating

There wasn't a woman alive who could resist a man who paid attention to her, who made her feel like she was the only other person in his world. ↗


— Sylvia Day


#dating-advice #man #relationship #woman #dating

He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: “If I get that girl’s number I will never ask another girl for her number again. ↗


— Kimberly Novosel


#falling-in-love #flirting #great-love #love #relationships

That was the problem these days--everything was considered disposable--clothes, cell phones, relationships. ↗


— Melissa de la Cruz


#life-changing #relationships #change

Trying to change someone is easier than trying to accept them It's how we're programmed ↗


— Katie Kacvinsky


#change

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands ↗


— Dudley Moore


#relating #relationships #dating

What's your definition of dating? Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking ↗


— Sylvia Day


#men-and-women #relationships #sex #dating

But on a Sunday morning when I want to grab an omelet over girl talk, I’m at a loss. My Chicago friends are the let’s-get-dinner-on-the-books-a-month-in-advance type. We email, trading dates until we find an open calendar slot amidst our tight schedules of workout classes, volunteer obligations (no false pretenses here, the volunteers are my friends, not me, sadly), work events, concert tickets and other dinners scheduled with other girls. I’m looking for someone to invite to watch The Biggest Loser with me at the last minute or to text “pedicure in half an hour?” on a Saturday morning. To me, that’s what BFFs are. ↗


— Rachel Bertsche


#friendship #quest #dating






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