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#ship

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If a girl doesn't feel like crying for help when she's with her date, she isn't prepared to be in a relationship. The only difference is that on a date someone might come to her rescue. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #relationships #dating

Nothing changes if nothing changes. ↗


— Donna Barnes


#dating-tips #relationships #change

Remember when I was obsessed with that little Lithuanian restaurant downtown? And it was only ever open when the grumpy old woman ran it felt like opening? I'd stop by every day for a week with no luck. And then, when I'd pretty much given up on ever tasting Napoleonas torte again, I'd drive by and see the open sign in the window. Well, being with Chris is like trying to date that restaurant. I never know when he's going to be there and how open he'll be to me. Almost never is he all there, all in. Almost never do I get the Chris I got the night of Kiley's wedding--open sign, cold cucumber soup, rouladen, poppy seed kolaches. ↗


— Rainbow Rowell


#dating

One of the most effective ways of changing l the way people think is to change the way they worship. ↗


— Alister E. McGrath


#worship #change

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you. ↗


— Stephan Labossiere


#love #relationships #too-nice #dating

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship. ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #goody-box #humor #inspirational #marriage

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #men

If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU! ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating-advice #humor #inspirational #men #relationships

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more. ↗


— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #relationships-advice

(In a letter to colonel Robert Green Ingersoll's granddaughter) I was the friend of your immortal grandfather and I loved him truly… the name of Ingersoll is revered in our home, worshipped by us all, and the date of birth is holy in our calendar. ↗


— Eugene Victor Debs


#immortal #letter #respect #reverence #robert-g-ingersoll






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