#shoes

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. ↗

— Paul O'Grady

#barney #bottle #down #drunk #forcefully

I saw some war heroes... John Kerry is not a war hero. He couldn't tie the shoes of some of the people in Coastal Division 11. ↗

— John O'Neill

#division #hero #heroes #i #john

My culinary wardrobe is the same as my biking wardrobe, just no shoes. ↗

— Lela Rose

#culinary #just #same #shoes #wardrobe

Americans love our shoes and us Brits love that we can always pick up a bargain when in the US. ↗

— Lisa Snowdon

#bargain #brits #love #our #pick

Once in a while I'll get moved to do some exercise. It's something I long for but the biggest problem is bending down and putting my tennis shoes on. Once I go out I'm OK. ↗

— David Soul

#bending #biggest #biggest problem #down #exercise

I love hats, shoes, outfits, handbags, and ethnic jewelery. ↗

— Soundarya

#handbags #hats #i #i love #love

Have you ever heard the expression: Walk a mile in my shoes, and then judge me? And write your own books. ↗

— Ann Rule

#ever #expression #heard #judge #judge me

Shoes and clothing damage our ability to survive naked in the wilderness. ↗

— Steve Mann

#clothing #damage #naked #our #shoes

I usually decide what to wear in the morning, but sometimes, I'll have a favorite coat or sweater or shoes, and I'll wear them everyday for a week! ↗

— Cameron Russell

#decide #everyday #favorite #i #morning

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age. ↗

— Steven Morrissey

#age #boring #determine #either #how