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I'm the only president you've got. ↗
— Lyndon B. Johnson
#i #only #president #you
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." ↗
#across #afternoon #headline #i #morning
When the burdens of the presidency seem unusually heavy, I always remind myself it could be worse. I could be a mayor. ↗
#burdens #could #heavy #i #i always
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. ↗
#being #jackass #like #nothing #president
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was; and no matter how big, not big enough for its demands. ↗
#big enough #bigger #demands #enough #every
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. ↗
#better #course #go #golf #golf course
What we won when all of our people united must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishness and politics. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as president. ↗
#accordingly #another #distrust #i #lost
Whoever won't fight when the President calls him, deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there. ↗
#calls #deserves #fight #him #his
A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right. ↗
#know #president #right #task
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. ↗
#caught #got #hail #i #jackass