#sk

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. ↗

— Richard Russo

#funny #how #i #make #me

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. ↗

— Andy Samberg

#clown #get #i #masks #smiling

I literally tried every sport and was miserable. Soccer couldn't hold my attention. I couldn't figure skate. I'm afraid to swim. So I did dance for five years. It came a time where I was getting a little bit bored with it. ↗

— Alicia Sacramone

#attention #bit #bored #came #dance

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask. ↗

— Carlos Santana

#kiss #las #las vegas #mask #musician

I always ask two questions: How many countries have military bases in the United States? And in how many countries does the United States not have military bases? ↗

— Jose Saramago

#ask #bases #countries #does #how

It's been a hard time to celebrate, to come out with a smile. But I'm an American. Naomi asked me to come out to support other Americans, and here I am. ↗

— Angie Everhart

#american #asked #been #celebrate #come

If you ask me a question, don't tell me what the question is in advance, 'cause I'd rather not know. ↗

— Geraldine Ferraro

#ask #cause #i #know #me

You have to take risks. ↗

— Perry Farrell

#take #you

Asking the author of historical novels to teach you about history is like expecting the composer of a melody to provide answers about radio transmission. ↗

— Lion Feuchtwanger

#answers #asking #author #composer #expecting

For some reason, it never crossed any mind in this administration to ask for the money back. ↗

— Peter Schuyler

#any #ask #back #crossed #mind