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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #smee

Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.

Stephenie Meyer


Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

Ridley Pearson

#humor #obedience #smee #humor

I'm not dangerous at all I never hurt Grandpa or Sue or Billy. I love humans. And wolf-people like my Jacob."Renesmee dropped Edward's hand to reach back and pat Jacob's arm.

Stephenie Meyer


One could mention many loveable traits in Smee. For instance, after killing, it was his spectacles he wiped instead of his weapon.

J.M. Barrie

#humor #irony #j-m-barrie #killing #neverland

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