#socks

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#conversation #gender #humor #language #men

Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off. ↗

— Joe Pantoliano

#everyone #ii #knocked #off #socks

After my first day of competition I put on compression socks. They help me recover for the next day. ↗

— Jessica Ennis

#competition #compression #day #first #help

There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#interrogation #socks #torture #funny

Friendship is like putting butter on your socks before you slide them on. Sure, we all do it occasionally, but most of us would rather eat breakfast bare-handed at least once in a while. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#butter #food #friendship #funny #humor

I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. ↗

— Neil Armstrong

#engineer #ever #i #i am #nerdy

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks. ↗

— Jon Bon Jovi

#get #guys #jeans #pair #socks

When I was 7, I came up with the idea of 'charm socks.' My mom would take me to buy bags of plastic charms, we would sew them on frilly white socks, and I sold them at school. ↗

— Sara Blakely

#buy #came #charm #charms #i

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on. ↗

— Flavor Flav

#one thing #put #shoes #socks #tell

I love tube socks! ↗

— Miley Cyrus

#i love #love #socks #tube