#some

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#i #know #offend #people #say

I think somewhere in the back of my mind I've always wanted to make a whole swing album. ↗

— Suzy Bogguss

#always #back #i #i think #make

The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#dealers #me #pathetic #see #some

In the Seventies, a lot of executions via electric chair failed because of technical problems. Seed tells the true story of someone who survived and sought revenge. They buried him alive to make it seem he was dead. ↗

— Uwe Boll

#because #buried #chair #dead #electric

A lot of my success comes from black music. It's something I'm very proud of. ↗

— Michael Bolton

#black music #comes #i #lot #music

There are certain people who have become better artists, but they're brilliant at marketing. I think someone who's been phenomenal like that is Madonna. ↗

— Michael Bolton

#become #been #better #brilliant #certain

You're presuming too much by using the word legacy - presuming that someone is going to care. ↗

— Michael Bolton

#going #legacy #much #presuming #someone

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cup #measured #measuring #mother #only

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#dead #fruit #hairy #i #me

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#carrying #certain #courage #dignity #enough