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We heard the army before we saw it. The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #humor

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.


Brandon Mull


#humor #seth-sorenson #humor

I'm told I'm very charming when people do what I want.


Steven Brust


#personality #humor

I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.


Mary Shelley


#frankenstein #horror #killer #mary-shelley #monster

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.


Solange nicole


#humor #life-lessons #philosophy #solange #funny

It's very good of you--" "No, no, not at all. It's my hobby. Not proposing to people, I don't mean, but investigating things. Well, cheer-frightfully-ho and all that. And I'll call again, if I may." "I will give the footman orders to admit you," said the prisoner, gravely, "you will always find me at home.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#gallows-humor #prisoner #proposal #humor

If ever there was something she needed to stick around and fight for, Luc was that something.


Rachel Gibson


#humor #rachel-gibson #romance #see-jane-score #humor

Coffee or orange juice?” “Water is fine.” His eyebrows went up. “Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling. Darryl was not. “Are you implying that my coffee is not the best in four counties? Or my fresh-squeezed orange juice is less than perfect?


Patricia Briggs


#breakfast #darryl #humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne

Does it help if we're so strong-willed, stubborn, ambitious, and selfish that we always overcome everything in our way no matter what?" asked Wang-mu. "I think those are the pertinent virtues, yes," said Peter. "Then let's do it. That's us in spades.


Orson Scott Card


#personality #humor






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