#sons

Yeah, it turns out that guys don't like deals on laser hair removal or pole dancing lessons. ↗

— Andrew Mason

#deals #guys #hair #laser #lessons

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#because #believe #come #conclusion #different

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? ↗

— John Mayer

#end #ever #had #her #life

When they first said I made it through it was just crazy, I mean all kinds of thoughts were going through my head, and you know to be watching the show for nine seasons and to be on it now is surreal, it's so surreal. ↗

— Scotty McCreery

#first #going #head #i #just

I'm very aware how many distractions the reader has in life today, how many good reasons there are to put the book down. ↗

— David McCullough

#book #distractions #down #good #how

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. ↗

— Mignon McLaughlin

#another #any #couple #divorce #got

I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I've done enough weird, offbeat stuff not to be. And I also know that I do things for the right reasons: I've made my money, so I don't have to say yes to anything. ↗

— Christopher Meloni

#also #anything #done #enough #getting

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#been #brag #church #gentlemen #get

One of the reasons I loved working with Tom is people feel they know who he is... I think working with an actor who the audience already has a relationship with actually helps you in a film like this. ↗

— Sam Mendes

#actually #already #audience #feel #film

Even if I don't have the money to take vocal lessons, I'll practice in the house by myself singing out loud. ↗

— Christina Milian

#house #i #lessons #loud #money