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Sweetheart," Bill said formally, "I have always loved you, and I will be proud to die in your service. When I'm gone, say a prayer for me in a real church. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #southern-vampire #love

Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#coconut-oil #lectures #sookie-stackhouse #sunbathing #tanning

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. ↗


— Harris Charlaine


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog. "Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#fairies #humor #intoxication #sookie-stackhouse #vampires






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