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Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog. "Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you.


Charlaine Harris


#fairies #humor #intoxication #sookie-stackhouse #vampires

[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." [Sookie:] "Like a fungus?


Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-eric #sookie-stackhouse #humor

As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care. "Woman?" "Hmmm?" "What's your name?" "Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse." "Thank you, Sookie." "Welcome, Eric.


Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #design

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-eric #funny

When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.


Charlaine Harris


#jealousy #sookie-stackhouse #beauty

Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious. 'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?' 'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.' I thought the top of my head would pop off... (Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)


Charlaine Harris


#paranormal #sookie-stackhouse #vampires #beauty

But I couldn’t leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would’ve felt terrible if I’d asked Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn’t think anything about it. In fact, probably he’d have sent Pam.


Charlaine Harris


#pam #sookie-stackhouse #urban-fantasy #vampires #family

But there was something in the air, a watchfulness laced with a charge of malice. The eyes observing us were invisible, but were observing us, nonetheless.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #supernatural #true-blood #vampires #werewolves






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