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Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I though, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. "Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-eric #sookie-stackhouse #sweet-talk #true-blood #sweet

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!! ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#vampire

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog. "Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#fairies #humor #intoxication #sookie-stackhouse #vampires

I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even presume to say that about myself any longer. I have a lot of mad left over. When I can't sleep, I think about the other people who didn't care how much pain and trouble they caused me. And I think about how good I'd feel if they died. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #anger

I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry. "That's interesting," he said. "I had a psychic once. It was incredible." "Did the psychic think so? ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-eric #funny

Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious. 'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?' 'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.' I thought the top of my head would pop off... (Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family) ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#paranormal #sookie-stackhouse #vampires #beauty

Some might think you suicidal." "Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #blood






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