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#sookie

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i hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #attitude

Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road," the tall driver said, and his voice had that "I'm done with you" edge to it. "I don't know who this guy is, but I don't think he changes into a nutria.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #change

Dated” in Selah’s book, being a euphemism for “had enthusiastic and frequent sex with”.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #dating

Vampires, bringing America together!


Charlaine Harris


#vampires #family

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.


Charlaine Harris


#quinn #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #love

You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.


Charlaine Harris


#eric-northman #kissing #living-dead-in-dallas #sookie-stackhouse #art

What are you, Zen Master Fang?


Charlaine Harris


#sookie #humor

Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #vampire #imagination

Wow," I said, since it was all I could think of to say. "Wow. That's some outfit." When you've got a big guy wearing Lycra it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I resisted the temptation to ask Eric to turn around. "I don't believe I could be convincing as a queen," Eric said, "but I decided this sent such a mixed signal, almost anything was possible." He fluttered his eyelashes at me. Eric was definitely enjoying this. "Oh, yes," I said, trying to find somewhere else to look. (Living Dead in Dallas)


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #imagination

we had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.


Charlaine Harris


#imagination






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