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#sport

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sport




I see great things in baseball.


Walt Whitman


#sports #baseball

I've never lost a game I just ran out of time.


Michael Jordan


#love

I remember the day coach decided to bench me. We were walking in a botanical garden.



Jarod Kintz


#botanical #coach #garden #memory #player

The attraction of snowboarding is the freedom it gives you. With a snowboard on your feet the sky is the limit. You can do anything and go anywhere. This is not just for pro riders. It is for everyone. The other amazing thing with snowboarding is how easy it is to get away from people and enjoy the solitude of the mountains. Its almost impossible in surfing but with snowboarding it is a short hike from the top of the lift or the side of the road.


Jeremy Jones


#freedom

There's something about putting on a pair of skates, and getting out there and moving like nobody else can. Freedom is a word that comes to mind.


Randy Gardner


#skating #sports #freedom

What the hell happened to your leg?" Ang asked him. Matt looked down at his shin, which was scraped and oozing and seemed to be caked in mud. "Crashed." "Crashed what?" Ang asked. "My mountain bike. We just got back." "You crashed, then what? Rolled in dirt?" He laughed. "Something like that actually. It's not a successful ride if you don't bleed." He must not have noticed the look of horror on my face, because he asked, suddenly enthusiastic, "You guys ride?"Angelo and I just looked at each other, and he seemed to realize that was a "no." "Too bad. Well, make yourselves at home. Beer's in the fridge. I have to get cleaned up. Kickoff's in ten minutes." "Football?" Angelo asked. Matt looked at his as if he had just asked if the sky was really blue. "Yeah! First game of the regular season!" We just stared blankly at him, and he just laughed and disappeared down the hall. Angelo looked at me with a smile on his face. "Four fags watchin' football. Must be pretty fuckin' cold in hell right now.


Marie Sexton


#funny #gay #matt #sports #zach

After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.


Mickey Mantle


#home

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.


Felix Harneis


#humor #physical-exercise #sports #wii #humor

The world doesn't want to hear about the labor pains, it only wants to see the baby.


Johnny Sain as told to Jim Bouton in Ball Four


#humor

Look at the smile of a doctor as he delivers your baby, imagine the thrill as he makes the incision around your tumor. Then ask whether life isn’t just sport.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #life #sport #funny






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