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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.


Fletcher Knebel


#leading #smoking #statistics

I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well.


Robert Sternberg


#doing #formulas #found #group #i

The government are very keen on amassing statistics. They collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams. But you must never forget that every one of these figures comes in the first instance from the village watchman, who just puts down what he damn pleases.


Josiah Stamp


#science #statistics #science

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.


Vin Scully


#illumination #like #much #statistics #support

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!


Jack Paar


#bedroom #i #interesting #into #kid

If your experiment needs a statistician, you need a better experiment.


Ernest Rutherford


#science #statistics #experience

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.


Larry Lorenzoni


#statistics-humor #humor

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal.


Henci Goer


#doctor #humor #statistics #humor

This book is an essay in what is derogatorily called "literary economics," as opposed to mathematical economics, econometrics, or (embracing them both) the "new economic history." A man does what he can, and in the more elegant - one is tempted to say "fancier" - techniques I am, as one who received his formation in the 1930s, untutored. A colleague has offered to provide a mathematical model to decorate the work. It might be useful to some readers, but not to me. Catastrophe mathematics, dealing with such events as falling off a height, is a new branch of the discipline, I am told, which has yet to demonstrate its rigor or usefulness. I had better wait. Econometricians among my friends tell me that rare events such as panics cannot be dealt with by the normal techniques of regression, but have to be introduced exogenously as "dummy variables." The real choice open to me was whether to follow relatively simple statistical procedures, with an abundance of charts and tables, or not. In the event, I decided against it. For those who yearn for numbers, standard series on bank reserves, foreign trade, commodity prices, money supply, security prices, rate of interest, and the like are fairly readily available in the historical statistics.


Charles P. Kindleberger


#economics #finance #statistics #money

I'm no different than others with cancer. I just happen to play professional baseball. I'm part of those statistics that cancer has touched as well.


Eric Davis


#cancer #different #happen #i #just






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