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A brick could be used as a shield, if you’re being attacked by Lilliputians with lollipops. ↗
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A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state, because they’re roughly the same shape, they have the same topography, and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope. ↗
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A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve rigid nonthinkers here.” So the brick and the pastor look at the politician, who turns around and leaves. ↗
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A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible. ↗
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A brick could be affixed under one of your shoes, to give your walk a limp that makes people more sympathetic towards you. Gimps get all the girls. ↗
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A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of ten cases, it was more effective than Viagra. The tenth case was found to contain a lot of cash, and the participant made off with the money without completing the study. ↗
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How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee? ↗
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Liza took her time sipping her tea. “That’s what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. ↗
