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A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Brick of Destruction. While you’re deep in thought, contemplating which one you’d rather use, I’ll be over there looting your house.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as symbolism, in a ceremony where a person lays a brick on the ground, which would represent the first step on the path to enlightenment. I’ve been down that path before. In fact, around the third bend I opened up a lemonade stand/urinal. Whether you’re thirsty, or you’ve got to pee, please, stop by.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you reverse them you get further in society.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one inherits. And once you’ve got half the blanket, you’d better stay on your side of the bed—or else I’m going to tell dad.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, “Wow! This was one advanced society.”  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! ↗