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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#i see #me #next #next time #remind

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#city #kansas #kansas city #necessary #order

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#judge #named #poor #whoever

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#either #stopped #watch

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#been #children #given #had #i

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#does #everybody #half #mind #new

In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household. ↗

— Harpo Marx

#arthur #household #james #marx #minnie

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. ↗

— Karl Marx

#anything #changes #exactly #fair #feminine

Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand. ↗

— Karl Marx

#deal #human #human mind #impotence #mind