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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#children #could #favor #find #influence

People change and forget to tell each other. ↗

— Lillian Hellman

#each #forget #other #people #people change

Every writer I know has trouble writing. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#i #know #trouble #writer #writing

We are all experts in our own little niches. ↗

— Alex Trebek

#little #niches #our #own

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#enjoy #everything #except #how #knew

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. ↗

— Joseph Heller

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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any. ↗

— Joseph Heller

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. ↗

— Joseph Heller

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I would love to get great performances from actors as a director, because that's what I'm always looking for, a director that's going to help me go places I've never been before. ↗

— Aaron Eckhart

#because #been #before #director #get

When I grow up I want to be a little boy. ↗

— Joseph Heller

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