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Comfortable: relaxed, secure, and in content...It's funny how even the word brings some comfort. We've all experienced it. It's a safe feeling, pure happiness, or emptiness. It's hard to find the right medium & how long you can sustain being uncomfortable. I am a firm believer though that until you let yourself be truly uncomfortable, you can't reap the joys of being truly comfortable. ↗


— Shayna Sandlan


#funny

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. ↗


— Robert Fripp


#always #mistake #rarely #unacceptable

I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#grandmother #humor #silly #table-dancing #funny

Set out time to worship God in your closet, give Him quality praise and watch Him raise you. ↗


— Jaachynma N.E. Agu


#higher-living #news #notable-people #success #the-best-option

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes. ↗


— John Green


#homophobia #homosexuality #humor #picnic-tables #religion

It can't be done, old thing. Sorry, but it's out of the question. I couldn't go through all that again." "Not for me?" "Not for a dozen more like you." "I never thought," said Bingo sorrowfully, "to hear those words from Bertie Wooster!" "Well, you've heard them now," I said. "Paste them in your hat." "Bertie, we were at school together." "It wasn't my fault." "We've been pals for fifteen years." "I know. It's going to take me the rest of my life to live it down. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#jeeves #life

The laws of men are not infallible. ↗


— Wayne Gerard Trotman


#infallibility #law #laws #men #people

My heart is pure as the driven slush. ↗


— Tallulah Bankhead


#humor #humor

…the trouble with oaths of the form, death before dishonor, is that eventually, given enough time and abrasion, they separate the world into two sorts of people: the dead, and the forsworn. ↗


— Lois McMaster Bujold


#death-before-dishonor #in-the-end #inevitable #oaths #the-dead

Man’s guilt in history and in the tides of his own blood has been complicated by technology, the daily seeping falsehearted death. ↗


— Don DeLillo


#existence #inevitable-progress #inverse-tower-of-babel #death






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