#take

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#correct #life #mistake #spend #trying

I take a lot of flak from the counter-establishment for selling out. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#i #lot #out #selling #take

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#just #lot #once #people #shut

I hope that people learn from my mistake and I hope that the fans forgive me. ↗

— Rafael Palmeiro

#forgive #forgive me #give me #hope #i

I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. ↗

— Arnold Palmer

#called #eraser #five #game #golf

With all the great products that are apparently out there that are undetectable, for me to take something like that... when people take things that now aren't even being tested for, does it make any sense? ↗

— Rafael Palmeiro

#apparently #being #does #even #great

The secret of concentration is the secret of self-discovery. You reach inside yourself to discover your personal resources, and what it takes to match them to the challenge. ↗

— Arnold Palmer

#concentration #discover #inside #match #personal

Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow. 'I was trying to make up the sofa bed so you could get some rest,' he explained, and pointed to the second sofa across the room. 'Unfortunately, it would appear that that is the sofa bed, and this, apparently, is just a sofa. ↗

— Derek Landy

#furniture #humor #humorous #mistakes #death

I wouldn't say I'm a very original thinker, but if I have a good experience with something, I'll want to take it further or adapt it in some way. ↗

— Gwyneth Paltrow

#experience #further #good #i #original

It doesn't make a lot of sense for us to borrow money from the Chinese to go give to another country for humanitarian aid. We ought to get the Chinese to take care of the people. ↗

— Leon Panetta

#another #borrow #care #chinese #country