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The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.


Brendan Behan


#eat #get #important #important things #love

It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.


Oscar Wilde


#humor #oscar-wilde #truth #humor

No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time.


Stephen Fry


#complaints #humor #understanding #humor

No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. 



Jarod Kintz


#flood #humor #ship #sink #titanic

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.


Jerry Seinfeld


#color #concerned #end #final #final word

The country needs someone with experience and determination to make tough decisions. All the money aside, it is important that Greece restore its reputation.


Evangelos Venizelos


#country #decisions #determination #experience #greece

tanith: have you called the police? fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. tanith: tell them not to bother... im his doctor. beryl: what kind of doctor dresses in brown leather? tanith: the kind that looks good init


Derek Landy


#tanith-low #humor

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.


Erma Bombeck


#spontaneity #surprise #humor

Plans are invitation to disappointment.


Derek Landy


#humorous #plans #spontaneity #humor

People will ask you the question 'how is life treating you?' But my question is 'how are you treating life?' On that your happiness rests


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#flow #happiness #happyness #inner-peace #questioning






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