#ted

I feel incompetent to perform duties... which have been so unexpectedly thrown upon me. ↗

— Andrew Johnson

#duties #feel #i #i feel #incompetent

I promised to run the most open and transparent administration in Britain. That is why, with this brutally honest and unprecedented progress report, I am determined to level with Londoners. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#am #britain #brutally #determined #honest

Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#between #called #century #difference #dining

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#being #chances #elvis #finding #good

That is the best case for Bush; that, among other things, he liberated Iraq. It is good enough for me. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#best #bush #case #enough #good

The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband. ↗

— Claudia Johnson

#been #elected #first #first lady #her

It's a joy to be recognized and to have people that are interested in what you do. That can pick up your whole day. ↗

— Don Johnson

#interested #joy #people #pick #recognized

For me it came from the material. It was so well written and brought the opportunity to work with great actors. And of course the opportunity to 'mince about' was an added element that I wanted to take advantage of! ↗

— Dwayne Johnson

#added #advantage #brought #came #course

I never wanted to stay in one genre; I never wanted to be pigeon-holed or defined as the actor who only worked in one genre. I want to be able to work in all different genres. For me it's fun, and that's how I grow as an actor. ↗

— Dwayne Johnson

#actor #defined #different #different genres #fun

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration. ↗

— Gary Johnson

#created #current #current administration #dogs #jobs