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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. ↗

— Josh Billings

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I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. ↗

— Josh Billings

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It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. ↗

— Josh Billings

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I carry an umbrella when I am outdoors and always wear sunscreen, even when I am sitting in front of a computer screen! I never touch coffee or other caffeinated drinks. ↗

— Fan Binbing

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Remember the poor, it costs nothing. ↗

— Josh Billings

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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. ↗

— Josh Billings

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There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. ↗

— Josh Billings

#anticipating #enjoy #happen #his way #manage

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. ↗

— Josh Billings

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