#th

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#done #go #graduated #high #high school

I know that if I had a television in my flat I would convince myself that everything on it was really interesting. I would say, 'I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!' is so sociologically fascinating that I think I'd better watch. ↗

— Brian Eno

#celebrity #convince #everything #fascinating #flat

Control thy passions lest they take vengence on thee. ↗

— Epictetus

#lest #passions #take #thee #thy

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#asking #better #children #critical #other

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#bathtub #dog #dump #endowed #extraordinary

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#literary #never #seriously #start #suicide

Look, none of the artists who I admire or respect have ever shied away from a role because it might make them unpopular with somebody. ↗

— Matt Bomer

#artists #away #because #ever #i

Well, when you're playing a role, you have to think, 'What is ultimately motivating the character?' ↗

— Matt Bomer

#motivating #playing #role #think #ultimately

What we really have to do is stop the adjective before the job title - whether it's 'black actor,' a 'gay actor' or anything actor. ↗

— Matt Bomer

#adjective #anything #before #black #gay

There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#enough #hug #i #love #love me