#the

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

#day #doing #get #i #iron

As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. ↗

— David Sedaris

#foreigners #i #like #london #many

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. ↗

— David Sedaris

#dinner #get #i #just #laughs

I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking. ↗

— David Sedaris

#became #day #did #ever #every

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her. ↗

— David Sedaris

#ago #called #her #i #like

Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. ↗

— David Sedaris

#award #bothered #could #i #i wish

After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#better #great #great time #know #lucky

But when you're in something together, it's very hard to be objective and you're very subjective. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#objective #something #subjective #together #very

He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#christmas #christmas eve #down #eve #got

I have too much respect for the characters I play to make them anything but as real as they can possibly be. I have a great deal of respect for all of them, otherwise I wouldn't do them. And I don't want to screw them by not portraying them honestly. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#characters #deal #great #great deal #honestly