#thermometer

Stroking a blob as it rolled along her face with one hand, and with the other gently grasping a lump on the back of her accident-prone head, I told my sweet sack of potatoes I knew just what she needed. A thermometer reading. ↗

— Benson Bruno

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#consolation #funny #thermometer #funny

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero. ↗

— Peter Lynch

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#cold #falls #go #gonna #january