#thing

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#because #believe #come #conclusion #different

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#enough #i #last #life #me

And this administration and this House leadership have said, quote-unquote, they will stop at nothing to pass this health care bill. And now they've gotten rid of me and it will pass. You connect the dots. ↗

— Eric Massa

#bill #care #connect #dots #gotten

There is nothing inevitable about crime and there is nothing inevitable about anti-social behaviour. ↗

— Theresa May

#behaviour #crime #inevitable #nothing

There really have only ever been a few people in each generation who step out, are willing to put themselves on the line, and risk everything for their beliefs. ↗

— Wynton Marsalis

#beliefs #each #ever #everything #few

There was one thing Beethoven didn't do. When one of his string quartets was played, you can believe the second violin wasn't improvising. ↗

— Wynton Marsalis

#believe #his #improvising #one thing #played

If I have nothing to sacrifice, I have nothing to gain. ↗

— Catherine Ndereba

#i #nothing #sacrifice

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either. ↗

— William Masters

#either #living #living room #room #things

I have three girls, and I say the same thing to them. I'm not involved in their careers because I've learned that it's important for them to stand on their own two feet. They'll feel better and prouder of themselves if they do. ↗

— Diana Ross

#better #careers #feel #feet #i

Let us love temperately, things violent last not. ↗

— Philip Massinger

#let us #love #things #us #violent