#til

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again. ↗

— Bill Bryson

#beat #company #go #go home #home

If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun. ↗

— Lars Ulrich

#black sabbath #boy #could #delivery #fun

At the heart of banking is a suicidal strategy. Banks take money from the public or each other on call, skim it for their own reward and then lock the rest up in volatile, insecure and illiquid loans that at times they cannot redeem without public aid. ↗

— James Buchan

#banking #banks #call #cannot #each

The statue of Freedom has not been cast yet, the furnace is hot, we can all still burn our fingers. ↗

— Georg Buchner

#burn #cast #fingers #freedom #furnace

I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops. ↗

— Zola Budd

#come #cows #drink #home #i

It was not till toward the end of the thirteenth century that the prose romances began to appear. ↗

— Thomas Bulfinch

#began #century #end #prose #romances

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke. ↗

— Jimmy Buffett

#go #here #i #rehab #still

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. ↗

— Warren Buffett

#chains #felt #habit #heavy #light

General: I attempted to take Williamsport yesterday, but found too large a force of infantry and artillery. After a long fight, I withdrew to this place. ↗

— John Buford

#artillery #attempted #fight #force #found

Just like I'm still angry with Simpson for getting by with two murders. ↗

— Vincent Bugliosi

#getting #i #just #like #simpson