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If we were to hit the level that Metallica or somebody like that hit, we'd have had a hard time dealing with it. I think it would have been our doom. It's hard for anybody at that level. ↗


— Jerry Only


#been #dealing #doom #had #hard

Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch. ↗


— Randy Pausch


#time #humor

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran. ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#humor #jeaniene #timmie #humor

I was probably never going to get to do the kind of things dramatically that I really wanted to do, so I returned to theater from time to time, and to write, and produce. It's by no means sour grapes. ↗


— Larry Hovis


#from time to time #get #going #grapes #i

I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats. Then I got a full-time job as a technical writer for a large scientific research laboratory. ↗


— Kevin J. Anderson


#farm #feeding #full-time #full-time job #got

Of course, tax revenues have ended up being substantially higher than they were at the time these dire projections were made, and we are very close now to having a balanced budget. All that has been very helpful. ↗


— Charles Vest


#balanced budget #been #being #budget #close

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost. ↗


— Bruce Paltrow


#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism? ↗


— C.D. Payne


#humor #optimism #sex #teens #humor

Anytime you do something from the heart, people just know it. ↗


— Brad Paisley


#heart #just #know #people #something

No time better than the present,’ I always say. Or was that, ‘Nothing is better than a present’? I forget. ↗


— Kaza Kingsley


#present #time #humor






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