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You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes they would find a fugitive and basically have his house surrounded, and then put out a press release saying he was on the top 10 most wanted list. And 10 minutes later, he'd be arrested.


Howie Carr


#back #basically #edgar #fbi #find

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.


Jimmy Carr


#day #hour #how #i #obsessed

Having the Stitch character, the villain that becomes a hero, coming from outer space, it took a very difficult and complex story and put it into a simpler, kinder time.


Tia Carrere


#character #coming #complex #difficult #having

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing.


Jim Carrey


#because #day #i #late #only

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.


Jonathan Carroll


#along #both #children #get #hands

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.


Jim Carrey


#alone #always #attention #christmas #christmas time

Guys don't adapt as well as women do to getting their heart broken for the first time. It's tragic.


Jamie Foxx


#broken #first #first time #getting #guys

It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart.


Jonathan Carroll


#cold #despite #everything #few #guaranteed

No writer, no matter how gifted, immortalizes himself unless he has crystallized into expressive and original phrase the eternal sentiments and yearnings of the human heart.


Alfred de Vigny


#eternal #expressive #gifted #heart #himself

The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.


Jonathan Carroll


#child #does #doing #else #every






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