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He leaned in and kissed her softly. "If you're finally going to let yourself love me, we're going to date." "We sort of have been." "No." He caught her hands and pulled her into his embrace. "We've been trying very hard not to date. Let me show you our world. Let me take you to dinner and whisper temptations. Let me take you to ridiculous carnival rides and symphonies and dances in the rain. I want you to laugh and smile and trust me first. i want it to be real love if you are in my bed. ↗


— Melissa Marr


#keenan #love #dating

I found I could only glance at him for tiny moments and then I had to look away. He was perfect enough to hurt my feelings for a long time, and I wanted to let him. ↗


— Laura Anderson Kurk


#glass-girl #henry-whitmire #high-school #laura-anderson-kurk #love

A woman should be mindful that the key to one man's heart does not necessarily fits into the lock of another. ↗


— Dennis E. Adonis


#dating #heart #key #love #man

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....? ↗


— Josh Stern


#divorce-humor #speed #speed-dating-quickie #dating

Without making a conscious decision to do so, Drew grabbed a fistful of her ridiculous blond wig and tugged. Some of her hair came with it and he felt a moment of satisfaction when she howled. Bianca’s real hair was a matted mess against her head. He looked at the wig in his hand and moved his gaze to the water fountain. Bianca’s eyes widened. “Don’t do it. Don’t you dare.” “Don’t do what? Don’t do this?” He dangled the wig above the fountain. She raised her hands and crept toward him. “Just give it back, Drew, and we’ll be even. Okay?” “Aaawww, is Bianca getting worried? Poor baby.” “Come on.” “Say you’re sorry.” He shook it up and down. “What? No way.” With a shrug, he tossed the wig into the water fountain. ↗


— Lindy Zart


#humor #romance #dating

Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are ↗


— Josh Stern


#date #figs #humor #moronic #rape

And, honestly, if I can give you one teeny, tiny piece of advice, it is this: DO NOT DATE A BOY IN A BAND! But if you insist on blithely ignoring the above wisdom, DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR BELOVED STRYPER SHIRT. You will never see it again. Trust me. I had to learn the hard way. (And hell yes, it still hurts, but it does get better.) ↗


— Shauna Cross


#dating

All of the emotions that hit people at times like these, all of them, were coursing through us both like a secret we couldn’t tell. Because if we said everything we were thinking and feeling right then…if we laid it all out for one another…we might not like the way the words strung together. Or the way fear and hope and bitterness and love mashed up into one big mess in the pits of our stomachs. ↗


— Laura Anderson Kurk


#dating #glass-girl #henry-whitmire #intimacy #laura-anderson-kurk

If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith ↗


— Josh Stern


#faith #humor #pretty #renounce #second-date

My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money ↗


— Erik Von Markovik


#dating






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