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I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for me.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #funny

Such was the complexity of things. For what happened to her, especially staying with the Ramsays, was to be made to feel violently two opposite things at the same time; that’s what you feel, was one; that’s what I feel, was the other, and then they fought together in her mind, as now. It is so beautiful, so exciting, this love, that I tremble on the verge of it, and offer, quite out of my own habit, to look for a brooch on a beach; also it is the stupidest, the most barbaric of human passions, and turns a nice young man with a profile like a gem’s (Paul’s was exquisite) into a bully with a crowbar (he was swaggering, he was insolent) in the Mile End Road.


Virginia Woolf


#beauty

Existing is going through the motions of life with no zeal and feeling you have no control; living means embracing all that this large world has to offer and not being afraid to take chances. The beauty of living is knowing you can always start over and there's always a chance for something better.


J'son M. Lee


#living #living-in-the-present #living-life-to-the-full #living-life-to-the-fullest #living-well

When you’re busy, avoid taking the quickest action. Instead make the extra effort to truly serve the customer.


Marilyn Suttle


#customer-service #inspirational #self-improvement #success #business

I hope it won't be too aristocratic of me to pass some noble gas.


Bauvard


#flatulence #funny #humor #nobility #funny

I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.


Seanan McGuire


#funny #humor #tango #toy #funny

I was shy,” said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.


Anne Gracie


#historical-romance #humour #romance #funny

What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!” “Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough.


Anne Gracie


#historical-romance #humour #romance #funny

He speaks in that strange sports talk, telling me about the start of the new season and asks if I follow baseball. No. I really don’t. He assures me if I stay in town long enough I will become a baseball fan. It’s a requirement of living in St. Louis. Everyone is a Cardinal’s fan. “Loyal,” he tells me. St. Louis is a loyal town.


Gwenn Wright


#cardinals #contemporary #gothic #historical-fiction #missouri

What’s your name?” I ask again. “Chris,” he says. “Chris Young.” I exhale dramatically, blowing my bangs out of my eyes. “I can take you,” I reply. “But if you try anything, I’ll shoot you right between the eyes. Seriously.” He almost smiles. “Yes, ma’am.


Summer Lane


#new-adult #romance #young-adult #new-adult






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