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I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it. ↗


— Jimmy Dean


#did #gloves #granddaddy #hands #help

It's critical - that the people that are benefiting today from Medicare and Social Security that they not see benefit reductions. It's awfully hard to tell someone who might be 82, that they've gotta go back to work, because their benefits are gonna be chopped. That's not gonna happen. ↗


— Fred Upton


#back #because #benefit #benefiting #benefits

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it. ↗


— Dave Chappelle


#famous #i #like #me #might

I think one of the terrible things today is that people have this deathly fear of food: fear of eggs, say, or fear of butter. Most doctors feel that you can have a little bit of everything. ↗


— Julia Child


#butter #deathly #doctors #eggs #everything

Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. Go another mile! ↗


— Og Mandino


#die #forever #go #live #mile

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. ↗


— Dane Cook


#appliance #been #business #giving #going

Today more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement. ↗


— Scott Cook


#care #more #more people #people #retirement

Never has the political class or the mainstream media that covers them been more out of touch with the American people than they are today. ↗


— Marco Rubio


#american people #been #class #covers #mainstream

I have called the co-host job at the 'Today Show' my dream job, and I would be lying if I said it was easy to leave that job. ↗


— Ann Curry


#dream #easy #i #job #leave

I think my capacity to change has given me tremendous happiness, because who I am today I am completely content to be. ↗


— Jamie Lee Curtis


#because #capacity #change #completely #content






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