#tom

Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit. ↗

— Margaret Cavendish

#marriage #tomb #wit

Don't bottom fish. ↗

— Peter Lynch

#fish

I thought that automobiles were going to have mufflers and go fast and airplanes were going to fly fast. ↗

— Jack Vance

#fast #fly #go #going #i

Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #ketchup #leftovers #life

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#day #even #future #i #me

I am a very bottom-up thinker. ↗

— Ken Thompson

#bottom-up #i #i am #thinker #very

I thought I was benefiting the Indians as well as the government, by taking them all over the United States, and giving them a correct idea of the customs, life, etc., of the pale faces, so that when they returned to their people they could make known all they had seen. ↗

— Buffalo Bill

#correct #could #customs #etc #faces

I have nothing to explain. As for being misunderstood, I have grown accustomed to that. ↗

— Fan Binbing

#being #being misunderstood #explain #grown #i

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. ↗

— Mark Twain

#day #never #off #put #till

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. ↗

— Jim Bishop

#bartender #book #critic #drunk #good