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Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#factories #funny #horses #humor #sales

Shall we all open our heart to be a forever home for lost pets. ↗


— Martha Steward


#animal-stories #pet-adoption #home

Visiting the past is something like visiting a foreign country: they do some things the same and some things differently, but above all else, they make us more aware of what we call 'home. ↗


— John Arnold


#dangerous-games #home

Victorian rigidities were such that ladies were not even allowed to blow out candles in mixed company, as that required them to pucker their lips suggestively. They could not say that they were going "to bed"--that planted too stimulating an image--but merely that they were "retiring." It became effectively impossible to discuss clothing in even a clinical sense without resort to euphemisms. Trousers became "nether integuments" or simply "inexpressibles" and underwear was "linen." Women could refer among themselves to petticoats or, in hushed tones, stockings, but could mention almost nothing else that brushed bare flesh. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#modesty #underwear #victorian-era #home

I’m not like her. I don’t steal people.” Mr. Tibbalt watched her, saying nothing. The silence made Victoria bristle. “Well, I don’t. ↗


— Claire Legrand


#similarities #victoria-wright #home

I am an independent woman and I am not to be bossed around by some arrogant blonde! ↗


— Tori Otteson


#just-toriness #stupidity #humor

By some miracle, Charlotte's polite smile never wavered. It was a proud moment for her. After all, it wasn't every day that a little old lady told you right to your face that your bosom was as flat as a flounder. ↗


— Olivia Parker


#historical #humor #regency-england #to-wed-a-wicked-earl #humor

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #imagination #literature #stories #humor

Literature is the real life of imaginary people. ↗


— Stefanos Livos


#fiction #imagination #literature #stories #imagination

...But the truth is that no person ever understands another, from beginning to end of life, there is no truth that can be known, only the story we imagine to be true, the story they really believe to be true about themselves; and all of them lies. ↗


— Orson Scott Card


#lies #stories #the-truth #imagination






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