#tree

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#down #front #got #grocery #guy

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#had #i #out #prescription #ran

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#glasses #i #out #prescription #ran

I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood on anyone who doesn't want to practice it with me. Brotherhood is a two-way street. ↗

— Malcom X

#believe #brotherhood #i #i believe #i believe in

You must not lean on a tree on Sabbath, if the tree might be dependent on you for support. ↗

— Ovadia Yosef

#lean #might #must #sabbath #support

Street protests in Saudi Arabia might warm our hearts, but they could easily lead to $250 a barrel oil and a global recession. ↗

— Fareed Zakaria

#barrel #could #easily #global #hearts

I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#front #garden #i #man #tree

But even now, when people see me in the street, they point upwards to the sky. ↗

— Barry Gibb

#even now #me #now #people #point

I was always the one left behind. Out in the streets, when they saw me they'd say, That's just one of the Bee Gees. ↗

— Maurice Gibb

#bee #bee gees #behind #gees #i

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. ↗

— Khalil Gibran

#reveal #revealing #secrets #should #them