#turkey

A journey of four hundred and thirty miles can be made in any part of the United States, but in Turkey it takes as many days. ↗

— Ellsworth Huntington

#days #four #hundred #journey #made

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. ↗

— Kelly Clarkson

#had #i #just #shooting #turkey

Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. We've spent too long trying to cheer ourselves up by spending money on brightly coloured things we don't really need. We've stopped using our imaginations. ↗

— Jarvis Cocker

#brightly #cheer #coloured #diet #discarded

Well, after I had the heart attack, it was a very simple choice. What the doctor told me I did and I did it religiously. I ate nothing but lean turkey breast or chicken breast or a piece of fish that was very lean. I mean I stayed away from everything. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#ate #attack #away #chicken #choice

Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way. ↗

— Todd English

#chicken #delicacy #elegant #more #presented

I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili. ↗

— Joely Fisher

#cook #i #i love #love #make

I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10 - 12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours. ↗

— Sandra Lee

#back #bunch #butter #buy #call

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it. ↗

— Jenny McCarthy

#big #bowl #cheese #chili #i

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything. ↗

— Tim McGraw

#bill clinton #clinton #everything #him #i

Grandmother hates it when I do the "turkey dance." Basically, I lather my naked body in gravy and then spaz out on the kitchen floor. She just doesn't understand modern dance. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#modern-dance #turkey #funny