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I have always brought home stray animals - everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.


Amy Weber


#brought #everything #foxes #home #i

People have been on earth in our present form for only about 100,000 years, and in so many ways we’re still ironing out our kinks. These turtles we’ve been traveling with, they outrank us in longevity, having earned three more zeros than we. They’ve got one hundred million years of success on their resume, and they’ve learned something about how to survive in the world. And this, I think, is part of it: they have settled upon peaceful career paths, with a stable rhythm. If humans could survive another one hundred million years, I expect we would no longer find ourselves riding bulls. It’s not so much that I think animals have rights; it’s more that I believe humans have hearts and minds- though I’ve yet to see consistent, convincing proof of either. Turtles may seem to lack sense, but they don’t do senseless things. They’re not terribly energetic, yet they do not waste energy… turtles cannot consider what might happen yet nothing turtles do threatens anyone’s future. Turtles don’t think about the next generation, but they risk and provide all they can to ensure that there will be one. Meanwhile, we profess to love our own offspring above all else, yet above all else it is they from whom we daily steal. We cannot learn to be more like turtles, but from turtles we could learn to be more human. That is the wisdom carried within one hundred million years of survival. What turtles could learn from us, I can’t quite imagine.


Carl Safina


#nature #peace #turtles #imagination

Captain's Log... ...Four days have passed with no sign of human life on this island. Hunger is about to push me to the point of... ...Eating pocket lint. It looks edible.


Ken Akamatsu


#keitaro #kitsune #love #motoko #mutsumi

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'


Demetri Martin


#dude #ever #fine #gonna #i

It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas.


Aaron Spelling


#because #break #color #cute #dallas

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.


Moon Unit Zappa


#black #creatively #dad #i #long

Dill said striking a match under a turtle was hateful. “How do you know a match don't hurt him?” “Turtles can't feel, stupid,” said Jem. “Where you ever a turtle, huh?


Harper Lee


#kids #turtles #cute

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something.


Paul Giamatti


#absolutely free #describe #free #me #something

Hawaii was beautiful of course, we played at Turtle Bay an amazing resort right on the ocean.


Natalie Gulbis


#bay #beautiful #course #hawaii #ocean

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.


Mitch Hedberg


#backpack #being #bring #day #down






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