#turtle

Captain's Log... ...Four days have passed with no sign of human life on this island. Hunger is about to push me to the point of... ...Eating pocket lint. It looks edible. ↗

— Ken Akamatsu

#keitaro #kitsune #love #motoko #mutsumi

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.' ↗

— Demetri Martin

#dude #ever #fine #gonna #i

It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas. ↗

— Aaron Spelling

#because #break #color #cute #dallas

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#black #creatively #dad #i #long

Dill said striking a match under a turtle was hateful. “How do you know a match don't hurt him?” “Turtles can't feel, stupid,” said Jem. “Where you ever a turtle, huh? ↗

— Harper Lee

#kids #turtles #cute

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. ↗

— Paul Giamatti

#absolutely free #describe #free #me #something

Hawaii was beautiful of course, we played at Turtle Bay an amazing resort right on the ocean. ↗

— Natalie Gulbis

#bay #beautiful #course #hawaii #ocean

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#backpack #being #bring #day #down

When I come to Chicago, I gorge myself. I get off the plane and start with Gene and Jude's for two hot dogs with everything, swing by The Fudge Pot for a taffy apple and a turtle, chocolate clusters at Sarah's Pastries and Candies and steak at Smith and Wollensky. I find time for Gino's pizza within the next 12 hours. ↗

— James Belushi

#chicago #chocolate #clusters #come #dogs

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood. ↗

— Megan Fox

#childhood #i #loved #mutant #ninja