#twice

Lord, deliver me from the man who never makes a mistake, and also from the man who makes the same mistake twice. ↗

— William J. Mayo

#deliver #lord #makes #man #me

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine. ↗

— Billy Mays

#back #coming #i #know #me

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. ↗

— Joel McHale

#awesome #flung #front #go #make

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. ↗

— Randall Terry

#me #once #shame #twice #you

The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place. ↗

— John G. Diefenbaker

#head #liberals #make #never #nor

I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts. ↗

— David Millar

#did #first #first time #fronts #hard

Kill every enemy twice, Wilky said. Better than gettin' shot by a soldier pretending to be dead. ↗

— Joseph Bruchac

#enemy #possum #pretending-death #shot-twice #twice

Meet them once and you're innocent; meet them twice and you're not. So if you see me having drinks again with Harvey Weinstein then, okay, you've got me. ↗

— Matt Drudge

#drinks #got #harvey #having #innocent

You can never step into the same book twice, because you are different each time you read it. ↗

— John Barton

#book #different #each #into #never

That's the wise thrush; he sings each song twice over, lest you should think he never could recapture the first fine careless rapture! ↗

— Robert Browning

#could #each #fine #first #lest