#u

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#connected #electricity #god #light #said

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? ↗

— Spike Milligan

#going #i #quietly #use #you

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#every #occasion #should #used

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#dying #happens #i #just #want

Endangered species are our friends. ↗

— Yao Ming

#endangered species #friends #our #species

Faith means living with uncertainty - feeling your way through life, letting your heart guide you like a lantern in the dark. ↗

— Dan Millman

#faith #feeling #guide #heart #lantern

Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will. ↗

— Dan Millman

#be happy #feel #happy #love #reason

I learned that we can do anything, but we can't do everything... at least not at the same time. So think of your priorities not in terms of what activities you do, but when you do them. Timing is everything. ↗

— Dan Millman

#anything #everything #i #learned #least

Unless someone truly has the power to say no, they never truly have the power to say yes. ↗

— Dan Millman

#power #say #someone #truly #unless

It turns out that the 'Cry It Out' method of baby sleep training, where you ignore that your kid is screaming, crying and turning 40 shades of purple so that she can break herself out of the habit of being spoiled and cuddled to sleep, does more harm - way more - than good. ↗

— Denene Millner

#being #break #cry #crying #does