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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#between #consenting #consenting adults #curtail #department

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#clothing #first #him #hotel #never

Nothing succeeds like address. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#like #nothing #succeeds

The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#break #chain #link #strongest #weakest

Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#heart #trust #wants #your

You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#eyes #memories #reality #you #your

When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#come #handy #monuments #pedestals #save

People find life entirely too time-consuming. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#find #life #people #time-consuming #too

The pleasure of reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#books #doubled #lives #pleasure #reading

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody. ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#everybody #fleas #jump #like #man