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Annwyl?” Ragnar repeated, suddenly remembering that Keita had said the same name before they’d burst out of the woods. “This is Annwyl?” Ragnar looked the woman over, from her absurdly large feet to the top of her unkempt head. “This?” This human who had more muscles than seemed necessary for any royal and watched him and his kin with what he could only term as the mad eyes of a diseased animal.


G.A. Aiken


#humor

Whatever dude, just as long as you're ok with carrying this thing out looking like Disco Barbie, it's cool with us.


Rachel Higginson


#humor

Can you meet me?" "Sure I can. What else are friends for but swooping in to the rescue when their girlfriends are are being stalked by creepy strangers?


Frankie Rose


#humor

I warned you; I warned you I was the Senses Taker," sneered the Senses Taker. "I help people find what they're not looking for, hear what they're not listening for, run after what they're not chasing, and smell what isn't even there. And, furthermore," he cackled, hopping around gleefully on his stubby legs, "I'll steal your sense of purpose, take your sense of duty, destroy your sense of proportion — and, but for one thing, you'd be helpless yet." "What's that?" asked Milo fearfully. "As long as you have the sound of laughter," he groaned unhappily, "I cannot take your sense of humor — and, with it, you've nothing to fear from me.


Norton Juster


#sense-of-humor #sense-of-purpose #senses #humor

Gerti didn’t ask for help.” Miri swallowed and tried to calm her quavering voice. “It was my fault.” “So it was. Now you all have learned that those who speak out of turn choose punishment for themselves and anyone they speak to.” “So if I speak to you, Tutor Olana, will you get the lashes?


Shannon Hale


#fantasy #humor #romance #humor

Not everyone can look past an insult and continue to work with the person who slights them


Jean Johnson


#humor

Ochoa pulled the door and held it open for her. Nikki pivoted around the jamb, squaring her aim up the hall. She stopped, still holding her combat stance, shook her head, and mumbled, “Mother...” ...Rook was standing halfway up the hall with Paxton snugged behind him holding the gun to his head. He looked at Nikki sheepishly and said, “So, I’m gonna guess it’s Noah.


Richard Castle


#humor #humor

Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.


Kevin Hearne


#dog #humor #oberon #humor

According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class. If you have it, then you never talk about it." "Oh". Johnny nodded slowly. "Just like herpes.


Kristin Walker


#humor

the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.


Jean Kerr


#humor






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