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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.


Douglas Adams


#science #humor

It is in our power to educate all the children of the world to become a little better as people, a little happier.


Shinichi Suzuki


#happiness #education

It wasn't a sign of weakness to tell what happened to me. I feel guilt no longer, only regret. The other emotions are coming around too. How much further do I need to go? I'm not sure, but there is comfort in the fact that I am in the hands of expert guides, both in the doctor's office and at home with Sue.


Charles L. Bailey Jr.


#guilt #healing #journey #onion #painful

Harry looked around; there was Ginny running toward him; she had a hard blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her. After several long moments, or it might have been half an hour-or possibly several sunlit days- they broke apart.


J.K. Rowling


#humor

It would be autumn, and our fathers would be out threshing in the fields. We would walk through the mulberry groves, past the big loquat tree and the old lotus pond, where we used to catch tadpoles in the spring. Our dogs would come running up to us. Our neighbours would wave. Our mothers would be sitting by the well with their sleeves tied up, washing the evening's rice. And when they saw us they would just stand up and stare. "Little girl," they would say to us, "where in the world have you been?


Julie Otsuka


#parents #return #home

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.


G.K. Chesterton


#books #humor #mind #wit #humor

Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." "I'm pretty sure that's not it


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.


Anne Lamott


#fundamentalism #god #humor #idolatry #spirituality

Indeed I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do.


Oscar Wilde


#humor

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.


Benjamin Franklin


#humor #freedom






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